Ok... I have stupid moments.... we all have stupid moments but this morning I had a doozy.  It was 7:30 I had left my apartment early for once and planned to reward myself with a bagel from the bagel place.  I walk in and am all excited twittering in anticipation for my lovely bagel with scallion or onion cream cheese.  At this point... due to hunger... or sleep deprivation my brain shut off.  I ordered a bagel toasted with Lox Cream Cheese.  My brain must of thought lox... leekes.... connection... no... NO... NO NO NO! I pay for my bagel which was oddly expensive and walk out the door excited as all get up.  I get in my car I drive down the road.... I could not wait.. my mouth was watering... I unwrap my bagel... WHAT IS THAT ORANGE STUFF IN MY CREAM CHEESE?  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  I ordered LOX! I got fish... in my bagel... i hate fish.  Damn 5 dollar bagel with fish in it.  Sigh... I gave it to a coworker and ate my power bar in bitterness.