Last night I hosted a neighborhood holiday party. It was a chance for all the neighbors to get to know each other better, drink, eat and stumble home. It was also a chance for DH & myself to get to know our 16 year old neighbor better to see if she was babysitter material (she is, score!).
Besides the homemade Baileys, the highlight of the evening was a conversation my just turned 4 year old daughter had with one of our neighbors.
Neighbor: “Sylvie, did you put the star on the top of the Christmas tree?”
Sylvie: “No, I was scared. My Mommy did.”
Sylvie: “I was up really high. My Daddy held me up by my vagina.”
Oh man, we got a good laugh out of that one. Can anyone say awkward?
