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You Tube + Vacation = Great Free Distractions

Posted December 30, 2008 at 9:13AM by dustbunny
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Sometimes, it’s like a
zoo in my house. It’s a literal casa-shaped cage where three boys
screech, shriek and freak over what seem like peanuts.


“Don’t look at me!” “Get away from me!” “You’re a mean-o!” can be
heard at all corners (trust me I’ve tried to hide!). When it gets extra
nutty, I use technology to diffuse that barbaric chaos.


If you need quick, brainless redirection- check out these creative
ways to get a kids to “knock it off!” asap. Plus, it’ll give you the
chance to grab that hot cup of coffee…


DOMINO ABCs



TRAINS and TRACKS


This Thomas the Tank Engine Thriller piece is a hit!



Or, you can find hundreds of clips like these:



Got older kids hooked on guitar hero? Let them watch in awe!



If that’s not up your alley and you’re looking for slightly more
“chill” options, check out funky sand art or relaxing waterfalls.




Even better, you could get the family together and watch kids yoga- like this Gaiam clip: From Silly to Calm.



These are only suggestions- take you tube to the next level and find your own interesting visuals. Search Sesame Street, Hannah Barbara, best soccer goal shots - whatever your family is interested in!


 

Tags: you tube, family clips

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Holidays and Kids: Naughty or Nice?

Posted December 16, 2008 at 8:52AM by dustbunny
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If you think you’re the meanest mom ever,
you’re not alone. And if you’re noticing a particularly squirrely
behavior pattern, you’re also, not alone. When I read I’m the Meanest Mommy Ever,
I felt better. A lot better. My kids have been INSANE! The whining, the
fighting , the yelling, the hooting. And, yes, like that mommyblogger,
I’ve been yelling and threatening- and just plain wiped. To the kids’
defense, we’ve had visitors, gone to parties, and spent hours running
around like mad people in the attempt to do all the “fun” things on the
agenda.



Now, here it is, ten days out ’til Christmas and if gifts really
were contingent on Santa’s judgment, we’d all be screwed. Seriously,
our usual holiday highlight, decorating the tree, was more like an
afternoon in a three ring circus. Everyone was in spiteful spirits and
it became comical at one point. Here we are, lighting lights, hanging
decorations and one kid’s down the hall, balling because he was asked
to leave the room due to obnoxious behavior. A second child’s crying in
the playroom because his “stupid” brother got to put the star on top.
And me, I’m almost in tears because the “magic” of Christmas had
evaporated.


However, sometimes you have to hit the low point to realize that
there has to be a better way. In her article, she says she stopped the
insanity and went sticky sweet. I’m right there, sister. And, I’m also
pretty sure it’s the holiday season that makes everyone feel so crappy
that they tip into “new year’s resolution” mode. I assume it’s because
during the “mst wonderful time of the year” everything’s supposed to be
perfect, magical and memorable. When it falls short, it adds stress and
guilt and agitation. I didn’t send cards this year but now I feel bad!
I forgot to plan a family portrait and now I feel guilty. The kids are
hopped up on Christmas cookies and tweaking from red dye #5…and I’m
yelling “sit down” or “be quiet!”. What a dynamic, right?


Still, when the magic of Christmas morning comes, everything is
right with the world…that is until the fighting over toys and whining
over who got what begins. And so with that in mind, I continue on
trying to make this year special.


The Meanest Mommy Ever


 

Tags: christmas parenting

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So, kids, remember your manners please- yeah right

Posted December 4, 2008 at 10:35AM by dustbunny
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Ok, so we went to a grown up party last weekend. A family friend of mine (from South Africa) was going home and leaving the states for good. She wanted to see all the kids before leaving. Knowing it wouldn't be a "kid-friendly" party I decided, screw it...I'll just remind them to use their manners.

Set scene:

Me, bundled driving the suburban, pulling up the the "fancy party"- 3 boys bundled in the back. They'd just had sundaes at Friendly's (what was I thinking?) so they were hooting and hollaring. I was like, "Ok, boys. This is a grown-up party. Do not run around, do not jump on their couches and use your manners. Say please, thank you and all that. Got it?"

Silence.

Boys?

And the three year old, with a burst of humorous intention yells, "I'm gonna say BUTTCRACK!"

I was like, no way! Then they all start saying "me too! buttcrack, buttcrack!" Then they all laughed and said "just kidding."

Oh, man, it was like a scene out of Malcom in the Middle or something!

Luckily, btw, they were great. The house had a 3 story laundry chute! Stuffed animals dropping from attic to basement all night long...I told the story all night so thanks, boys, for the entertainment.




 

Tags: kid quote, funny stories

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Sullysmama Homepage

  Sullysmama responded December 4, 2008 at 11:42AM

  Gettin' used to this "mom of two" stuff.

That's hilarious!!

Sticky_Mommy Homepage

  Sticky_Mommy responded December 4, 2008 at 11:46AM

  I love my job, it gives me a break from my kids!

BUTTCRACK! Boys, gotta love them.

nini2007 Homepage

  nini2007 responded December 4, 2008 at 4:56PM

  Looking for a play date!! Now 2nd years old

Too funny!! That's why my hubby and I alway stay home.

 

HOWDY! Today's Guest Blogger: Kate Beem

Posted December 3, 2008 at 10:08AM by dustbunny
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Howdy Everyone!
Today, I've swapped blogs with Kate Beem at Mom2Mom of the Kansas City Star.
We were paired up through the
Twittermom Blog Swap. Please, read her Holiday Homes Holiday Horror Tour. It's a perfect read for those of us who know Martha Stewart would drop dead if she stopped by during the Holidays. So thanks, Kate, for sharing- I've got to go clean up the dog barf by my back door. Happy Holidays!


HOLIDAY HORROR HOME TOUR
Kate Beem

 
I went on one of those holiday homes tours.

   For several hours, my mother-in-law and I ogled homes full of exquisite antiques and festive decorations, abodes so graciously appointed they might well have been photographed for Traditional Home or House and Garden, places that smelled like a Colorado pine forest after a gentle rain, houses so clean you could bake a pizza on the tile floor of the sauna in the guest bathroom. Apparently, real people actually live in these homes, too, I’m told.

   Genteel ladies in Christmas sweaters played hostess for the tour, sharing simple decorating tips along the way. Guests walked through the homes in their stocking feet or slipped blue booties over their shoes. I didn’t want to go home.

   But I did, and that threw me into a grand funk.

   I surveyed my house with a critical eye. Cat fur rolled across the floor like tumbleweeds, catching on the wet spots left when the kids threw their juice boxes at each other. In the kitchen, my shoes skidded on dog food scattered across the floor, a sign that the toddler had been feeding the animals again. My nose wrinkled in disgust at some smell I can only identify as a cross between the dank basement and an old diaper.

   For an hour or so I was really depressed, knowing in my heart that my house will never make it onto a holiday homes tour because it will never, ever in a bazillion years be that free of toys or that decorated with rustic Christmas trees or that clean. Not with several cats, two dogs and at least three kids running through it.

   Then later that day, while I frantically cooked dinner, my friend stopped in to pick up her son. I heard her talking in the living room, probably the nicest room in my house, before she walked into the kitchen. She smiled nervously and told me one of the animals had had an accident on the living room floor.

   Talk about an understatement. One of the dogs had emptied her bowels all over the floor. I just stood there, unsure what to do next, while supper burned and the phone rang and my friend grabbed her son and moved toward the door.

   And that’s when I came up with my idea for a more practical sort of holiday tour. I’m calling it the Holiday Horrors Tour, and it starts at my house. My hope is that tour goers will return to their own homes feeling lots better about where they live.

   You begin the tour, of course, at the front door. No need to take off your shoes. In fact, feel free to walk across the front yard to get to the stoop, where you don’t even have to wipe your shoes on the disintegrating coir mat. It’s OK if you step in a pile of dog poop or track moldy leaves into the house. It adds to the ambience.

   You’re greeted at the door by one of the dogs, who barks and bares her teeth, then plants two wet paws on your shoulders as she licks your face. Yelling at the dog is a tour hostess sporting a grungy sweatshirt, who harriedly points you to your first destination, the coat closet. She sweeps open the door and announces, “When Kate is expecting holiday company, she grabs everything out of place and throws it in this handy closet!”

   Next is the living room, where the green chairs and red Christmas pillows have turned white from cat hair. A hostess wearing reindeer antlers points out a fresh hairball on the couch as she demonstrates one of my best housekeeping tips: “When the pets have accidents on the furniture, Kate just turns over the cushions!”

   The last stop is what I fondly call the Silence of the Lambs basement. Another hostess, wearing slippers and Christmas socks with holes in them, will mention that the basement hasn’t been swept out in 10 years, and it’s weathered a few minor floods and sewage issues since then. Then she’ll direct the visitors toward the litter boxes, where the 12-year-old diabetic cat will consider using one before just doing his business on the floor.

   Maybe I’ll be showing my family’s worst side, but reality is all the rage these days. And if I want this tour to be a success, folks have to want to go home at the end.
  
Just doing my duty to spread a little holiday cheer.


http://www.mom2momkc.com

Kate Beem blogs on Wednesdays at Mom2mom, the mom site of The Kansas City Star

Read my old but still painful story of splitting a Pair of Seven Jeans on her site...
THANKS EVERYONE!
 

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  Sticky_Mommy responded December 3, 2008 at 1:13PM

  I love my job, it gives me a break from my kids!

Oh my snorting! Thank you for making me better about my self knowing there are others who use the old hide everything in the closet trick. That tour you went on sounds painful, like going to the beach during Spring Break - not fun!

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  EvilStepMom responded December 3, 2008 at 3:36PM

  Not really evil, just my step-daughter's opinion

Thank you, I needed that!

 

6 ways to give less stuff while giving more love.

Posted December 1, 2008 at 7:16PM by dustbunny
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Ok, it's on everyone's mind: how can I spend less and make the holidays more meaningful?

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Well, I've gone and grabbed a few good ideas for those looking for a cool twist on holiday gift-giving.

1. Carbon offsetting.
You can celebrate by purchasing "pre-assembled" offsetting packages. Check out Brighter Planet for some cool offsetting suggestions.

2. Charity Gift Certificates
Give the gift of giving! Check out Global Giving to see how you can buy AWESOME stocking stuffers for the kids. I'm planning on buying one for each of my kids (and one for my hubby!). I can't wait to see what they choose!

3. Buy a local gift certificate.
I'm not talking big box. If you know someone who LOVES to grab coffee at the local wi-fi hot spot, by all means, give the gift of java!

4. Adopt a Polar Bear.
Kids will love this! Check out the plush animal that comes with a photo and info about the adoption at WWF.


5. Plant a tree in someone's name.

This is a noce gesture that will live on for years to come. Check out treepeople.com for ideas.


6. Adopt a sea creature.
This is way cool. Adopt a sea creature and get a cookie cutter! Very thoughtful and the keepsake is "just right." Check it out at oceana.org.

For all 20 ideas, check out green gifts here.

 

Tags: alternative gifts eco gift giving

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  LatteMommy responded December 11, 2008 at 10:17AM

  LatteMommy

I plan to do the tree thing but when the ground thaws. Nice ideas.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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