My posts are generally:

• wholesome activities to do with the kids
• jokes about myself and my own lifestyle
• cocktail related wisdom

That makes me like everybody's generic nondescript-chatty-sarcastic-neighborhood-closet-alcoholic mommy (??) we all like but wonder about...hmm. interesting.

(You all know one of those ladies, right?)

I'll just go around saying now, that I find all three aforementioned topics fascinating and relevant but there's more to me than all that.

Just an FYI

I try to generally avoid politics, sex - life details, secrets, boring stuff, pet stories (unless humorous), incriminating tales of friends and family (with the exception of the jeans drama, but that's by far covered under a statute of limitations), dirty humor (although tempted sometimes), religion, honest opinions concerning a variety of people, tell-alls, gossip, bad jokes, fluffy happy nonsense, personal anguish, obsessive compulsive tendencies (either or, really), marriage mayhem, general history of my weird life (unless of used for some specific purpose, usually humor), weight, age, fantasies, and all the other things I shouldn’t put out on the internet because they’ll come back to bite my behind (I’ll never run for president, so don’t save my posts to use as tabloid blackmail, please, lol).

Anyway, after saying all that, there’s not much to really focus on except…

·        what makes me happy (my kids)

·        what makes people generally happy (funny stories from other people’s lives)

·        what makes everyone happy (happy hour)

So, 5:00 is approaching fast. Get your work done so you can go make a mai tai…and feel happy.