My babysitter told me that she was barfed on from head to toe yesterday (my neighbor's kid, not mine got her good) and then she was shortchanged...She's now (jokingly) implementing a $25/ barf on me fee....I think it's a good idea. If you get nailed by vomit, you deserve a bonus. (baby spit-up excluded, projectile only).

Here's what I came up with (she just might like my suggestion):

• Barf-on-me-fee....$25
• Fetch a floater...$30
• Booger smear on cute, designer clothing...$5
• Butt-wiping (on the potty) for over 2's...$10/per turd (how do you spell turd?)
• Crying fits 30minutes or more...$5/each 30 min
• Oops, I took off my diaper and crapped on the floor fee...$20
• Piss-puddle fee...$15/per puddle
• You totally lied about when you were coming home fee...$10/per extra 30 minutes
• Another episode of__________ fee...$2/per rewatch of the same friggin thing
• No good food fee...$5
• Can't figure out the remote fee..$3
• 5 false put-to-beds...$5/ per re-tuck into bed (after 5)
• Dog doo-doo...$20 NOT part of the job
• Making dinner for kids who are picky fee...$3
• No clean PJ's fee...$5/per kid
• Bounced check fee...$30
• Friday, Saturday night booking fee...$10 extra
• Last minute, desperation fee...$10

There are more...feel free to add!