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big FAT disappointment

Posted May 31, 2007 at 4:24PM by dustbunny
dishing the dirt, cleaning the chaos

 

VERMONT MOMS...

ok, I called the center for cosmetic dermatology... just to find out, you know for a friend of mine who might be interested in the "tumescent liposuction" procedure....you know, she's just wondering.

 

SO, incase you were wondering (or, um, one of your friends):

  • $175 to have the doctor  inspect your fat for one hour
  • $3000 and up to suck the fat out (more $ depending on how much and how many spots)
  • no payment plan
  • all due up front
  • NO other doctor in the entire city to go to otherwise

 

 

and so, life continues on in the muffin top kind of way. :(

 

disclaimer, I forgot to mention: I went bathing suit shopping today...barf

 

 

 

Tags: liposuction

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birdiehandmade Homepage

  birdiehandmade responded May 31, 2007 at 4:54PM

  

Wow. Is there no cure for the gunt? I really don't have the time to go to pilates 4 times a week - even if it wasn't a 30 minute drive away. Anyone know any back alley liposuctioners?

Sticky_Mommy Homepage

  Sticky_Mommy responded May 31, 2007 at 5:07PM

  I love my job, it gives me a break from my kids!

I'm going to make my own and suck the fat from me thighs to my lips so Brad Pitt will like me.

cosmoblue Homepage

  cosmoblue responded May 31, 2007 at 8:13PM

  

I cannot think about lipo without imagining it turned into soap, thanks to Fight Club. Yuck!

birdiehandmade Homepage

  birdiehandmade responded May 31, 2007 at 10:27PM

  

This is probably just an urban myth, but I heard that those little Mexican votive candles - the ones you can find all over Tijuana and spots in southern California, with the picture or the Virgin Mary on them? - are actually made from human fat. Has anyone else heard this, or am I also remembering something totally false?

momotogo Homepage

  momotogo responded June 1, 2007 at 9:35AM

  

If you can wax at home, color your hair at home, I think a home liposuction kit using your vacuum cleaner would be a big hit.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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