Humor - Innocence at its peak!! :) 

 A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed
the man opposite her was smiling at her.
 She immediately moved to another seat.
 This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved
again. The man seemed more amused when on
 the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained
to the driver and he had the man
 arrested.
 The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about
20 years old) what he had to say for
 himself. The man replied, "Well your Honour, it ! was like
this: When the lady got on the bus, I
 couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a
sweets sign that said: "The Double Mint
 Twins are Coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat
under a sign that said: “Logan’s
Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile. Then
she placed herself under a deodorant
sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I
could hardly contain myself. BUT, your
Honour, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign
that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have
 prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
 "CASE DISMISSED!!"