MyBaby - My sad reality (funny)

My sad reality (funny)

Posted April 15, 2008 at 12:27AM in Finding a balance and time for yourself by Kelmcmom | Back

Diggin the motherhood gig

Just a few KelMcMom quotes

"I bought a jogging stroller but decided to make cookies today instead"

"My daughter's diapers keep leaking at night and the sheets are wet. But i figure urine is sterile and it will dry. I will wash it tomorrow."

"Sure, they say getting an interview is the hard part, but actually-finding someone to babysit during the day so you can go to the interview is even harder!"

(ps I have an interview, already had to cancel it once due to my babysitters hubby being home and sick, and now she feels something coming on. argh! I will be in debt forever)

"Why can't I grow fingernails like my one year old daughters? Its crazy how fast they grow!"

"Banana's are great finger foods and even better cement on my high chair"

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Sticky_Mommy responded April 16, 2008 at 12:06AM

I love my job, it gives me a break from my kids!

"When are you going to get a vasectomy?"
"I don't want my kids to eat this crap. I better eat it."
"Kids, who'd have them?"
"You're my bestest daughter" (I only have one, but it sure makes her feel special)
"This fake tan stuff almost hides the cheese on my thighs."
"I really should work-out at lunch, but I'd rather put gas in my car."
"It's backwards day for dinner again!" (Serving the fam eggs or cereal for dinner)