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A Little Funny - 9 Words Women Use

Posted May 26, 2008 at 1:28PM in Family Living General by rohansmama | Back 

 

9 WORDS WOMEN USE


I'm sure most women use some of these words on a day to day basis... Read through and have fun :)

Fine

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes

If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing

This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine.

Go Ahead

This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

Loud Sigh

This is not actually a word, but it is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.

That’s Okay

This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. “That’s okay” means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks

A woman is thanking you, do not question it or faint. Just say you’re welcome.

Whatever

Is a women’s way of saying GET LOST!

Don’t worry about it, I got it

Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but she is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?”


Do you have any word to add to the list??



 

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dustbunny Homepage

  dustbunny responded May 26, 2008 at 2:33PM

  dishing the dirt, cleaning the chaos

ha! I think I used all these before lunch this morning, lol!!! thanks.

dancerealclose Homepage

  dancerealclose responded May 27, 2008 at 9:44AM

  

"Five minutes"

Wow, I do say that way too much.

karriejean Homepage

  karriejean responded May 27, 2008 at 1:53PM

  Massage therapist, martial artist, butt-kickin' momma.

My husband, who is 10 year's sober, once told me that in AA fine was actually an anagram: F'd up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional. So, everytime either of us use that word there's bound to be more to it.

 

 

 

 

 

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