Ignore the fact that it is noon...BUT I invented the BEST lower calorie cocktail.

Have you ever tried these FUZE slenderize drinks?


Well, there are only 10 calories in a huge bottle and they taste like vitamin water...but a little bit tastier.
ANYWAY, if you take

1oz rum
4oz fuze -TROPICAL PUNCH
splash of lime

YOU get a really low calorie cocktail that has a true essence of a pina coloda.

Now, is it happy hour yet?