When life hits the skids and you can’t get out to see Brad or George
on the big screen, have no fear, my top 10 is here. Truth be told- when
in sweats all day and the only highlight is a possible sale on organic
mac n’ cheese, the oft-forgotten housewife, or all-around domestic
diva, needs a little something to keep her mind afloat (while her
bod’s-a-sinkin’, if you know what I mean). Anyway, look no further.
2008 served up a feast for the eyes…and ears with some great accents,
songbirds and just a bit of every other man-part imaginable. So here
they are:

10. That cute dad from bachelor, Jason.

Jason was a highlight in 2008. But, ladies, brace yourselves for more- he’s the 2009 Bachelor.
Charming and sticky sweet, he takes the number 10 spot! We’re all
routing for this guy- get out there and find that true love (premiers
January 5th!).

9. Stephen Colbert

Not exactly sexiest man alive but he sure is one of the funniest men
in America. Any SAHM can appreciate such fine wit and charm on a daily
(nightly, rather) basis. So, while your hubby’s passed out early from
his “tough day at work” feel free to turn on Comedy Central
during the late night hours. In 2008, Stephen repeatedly sent me off
American Dreaming with a smile on my face. Thanks, Stephen, for all
those nights we’ve shared together.

8. Ty Pennington

Ok, Sunday nights are the dedicated “family nights” around this house. We watch AFV and Extreme Home Makeover
while eating ice cream. However, I get a little extra out of it: Ty
Pennington. Somewhere between the obnoxious hooting and the wacked-out
hollaring is a man who knows how to handle machinery, tools and power
saws. Plus, he’s a do-gooder who sets a nice, wholesome example for the
entire family. Let’s just say Ty Pennington, you can move my bus
anytime you’d like. I’ll be here.

7. Survivor Toss-Up: Ace & Marcus

I don’t know which one is cuter. There’s something about Ace’s
accent but I’m still not sure if I fell for his hunky spell. As for
Marcus, I was glad to see him all cleaned up on the jury. Anyway, I
enjoyed the season of shirtless fellows. Could there be cuter Survivors out
there? Certainly. And that’s why I’ll be here next time around with my
TIVO in check. Still, if I had to be stranded on an island or stuck in
the wilderness with these two, no problem…really.

6. Andy Samberg

Ok, this might sound weird but when I said, “Honey, what’s another
cute/slash/cool guy in our TIVO line-up?” he said, “Um, well, I can’t
believe I’m saying this but you like that kid on SNL.”
I was like, “Yes! I do!” And here we are with this guy: Andy Samberg.
There’s something about watching this gent make an arse of himself on
SNL that stirs my interest. He’s got everything going for him- comedic
presence, decent looks and amazing dance moves. Maybe it’s the cougar
in me but I’m saying grrr to this guy. (BTW, SNL will be on in a few
minutes…time’s a ticking!). Looking forward to the charm he unleashes
in 2009.

5. Rob Lowe

I nominated this guy as one of 2008’s SAHM
eye-candy gems because he’s just hot (and because the name Rob Lowe
automatically stirs up hunky visions). He’s a real treat- tasty enough
for women everywhere to stomach another season of Brothers and Sisters. (Rob, call me).

4. Joel McHale

This is my number one pick for the
all-time SAHM dream boat. He can make a joke out of anyone’s misery and
I look forward to our time together every Friday night (the Soup on E!).
Fix a cocktail, have a laugh…make fun of beautiful people. It works out
great. The best part? He’s easily one of hubby’s favorites– that means
he can’t complain when we watch the show! (BTW, Joel, If you need a
pushing middle-aged-mommy intern, shoot me an email. I’ll have my
people call your people.)

3. Jimmy Fallon

Yes! Jimmy got the nod to take over the Late Night with Conan O’brien.
I waited all 2008 to hear that! So, with hopeful anticipation, I handed
over the #3 slot to one of my cutest comedian picks. Late night is
about to get even better. How will we manage with all these crazy men
taking over the midnight hour? I’m sure we’ll manage…right ladies?

For a sneak peak check out his video blog.

2. Bear from Man Vs. Wild

I have to hand it to this guy. When my kids are watching the Discover Channel’s Man Vs. Wild,
I’m all ears. Something about this real life Indiana Jones with a hot,
hunky accent makes me want to hover around the family room pretending
to clean and dust-whatever I can think of to make the time drag along.
His voice is especially soothing when I’m stuck in the tortuous
confines of the kitchen- cooking dinner for a rowdy crew. Whenever I
hear him say things like “this will save your life” or “I remember when
X happened to me on some remote adventure” I imagine him performing
some heroic rescue while I’m stuck on the side of a dusty cliff. This
guy can take any SAHM on a fantasy quest. Also, he’s on like 10 times a
day. Just beware of the gnarlier things he has to do like kill animals
and drink nasty fluids. He can lose his charm real quick…that is until
he redeems himself by using natural materials to pitch a tent in the
woods!

1. David Cook.

David Cook
was hands-down, the 2008 SAHM fantasy cable face. Look at that smile-
need I say more? If this guy ever sang me a song, I’d likely keel over
in a hot panic…David, I joined the Cougars for Cook club and I’m still
waiting for my membership package! Send it over red rover…